Grass, Incorporated
(via ga-mes)
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the acceptable
adequate expectations
moderate white shark
the mediocre corral
(via catastrophicmeltdown)
(via forever90s)
and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
he ruins everything
(via jesus-san)
(via kangarooshark)
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Twister is Alfred and Matthew’s favorite game to play together.
Just saying. ;3
/wiggity wiggity
(via canadia-eh)
(Source: lazyartist115, via comuto)
(Source: sheisdelirium, via comuto)
(Source: kinks3, via retro-sekai)

